So you use twitter. That’s all cool. The question is : Are you a twitter addict to the point that you have blurred the line between real life and tweelife. Find out

  1. Your mom asks you to come to dinner and you say at mom (@mom) be rite der.
  2. All your sentence are less than 140 characters
  3. When Twitter Goes Down You Spiral Emotionally.
  4. You asked the really cute girl in the BBA department’s twitter username instead of her phone number
  5. You don’t want to go to a vacation in the beautiful countryside with your girlfriend because there mightyou might not be able to tweet there
  6. You actually direct your wishes to @god instead of praying
  7. Ah so its new year’s eve, you can be out partying but you’re sitting on your desk, waiting to tweet “Happy new year” at just the right moment
  8. Your friend says “Ah that’s a rare species of the Isiopiitia myopia bird twittering. And you’re like birds don’t twitter. The guy is stoned
  9. You wish your girlfriend Happy Birthday with an “@sophie Happy Birthday” instead of calling
  10. You Judge People On Their Following/Follower Count.

Yeah, you better get that in check or the next thing you know your girl friend asks for a kiss the first time and you say “b-r-b gotta tweet this” ( that’s number 11, if its already happened)